[转帖]一个前台小姐的超强英语

works007

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，
面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“Hello.”

老外：“Hi.”

前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

老外：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”


老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

散木

最后这位小姐冲我喊了一句：“这老外不懂英语！”

binhaiyao

<P>ding</P>

珊琪

郁闷

tonylu

国产化英语！哈哈

PONY11

<P>chinese english </P><P>very interesting !</P><P>you ever have met this situation?</P>

按时打屁股

<P>。。。。。。</P><P>我们初中的时候就闹过这种笑话</P>

panzhenli

<P>all your base are belong us</P><P>游戏中的X国化的英语</P>[em01]

东边在那

潜水鱼

郁闷ing

羊幸福

jinwelles

zmr_mould

shenrui

ReInput

High,truely high

波崽

我也在努力中[em01]

works007

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>波崽</I>在2004-11-27 14:09:06的发言：</B>
我也在努力中[em01]</DIV>

努力是宝

小孩子2004

<P>if i am you , i will mai dian hao chi de dongxi guo hao mei yi nian.</P><P>this is my English, gou biaozhun d ba!</P>

works007

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>小孩子2004</I>在2004-11-27 21:50:55的发言：</B>

<P>if i am you , i will mai dian hao chi de dongxi guo hao mei yi nian.</P>
<P>this is my English, gou biaozhun d ba!</P></DIV>

faint

yedongy

ding